So you know how sometimes you realize you haven't been eating enough fruit because apples in most grocery stores are nearly $3 each, grapes are $5 for a little pack, you're kind of getting sick of tangerines, and bananas are everywhere - for only about $2 or $3 you can get 10 or 15 - but it's almost impossible to eat that many before they go bad, so what's the point? Then you remember that you can get a bag of apples from a street vendor for only 5000 won, so you alter your walking route home from school to go past the apple seller.
But then the guy you've seen by the bank isn't there. Luckily there's always the guy near the post office. You head over there, but no one's attending the fruit so you kill a few minutes trying to discern into which slot of the mailbox you should drop your US-bound postcards. (Later you will realize that, of course, you chose the domestic slot rather than the one for "foreign lands," according to your cell phone dictionary. Can't you do anything right??) Returning to the fruit stand, there is still no one around and the winter wind is a-blowing. Perhaps the merchant ducked into the shoe shine/repair hut next to his strawberries? Nope, still no sign of him. Doesn't he have problems with theft?
K-pop blasts from the cell phone store across the street. Kids walk by with ice cream cones. It seems like a hundred buses come and go. You're just trying to do something healthy and it's backfiring as you shiver and loiter at the nearby socks-and-tights stand. Wow, you notice there's a library across the street that you've walked by a hundred times without seeing. You'll have to check it out soon, but for now you just want some apples and to get them back to your warm apartment. You wait a couple more minutes, suppress the urge to yell WHOSE EFFING FRUIT IS THIS? then start walking home, defeated. Out of nowhere, the fruit man is chasing you down. Fine, fine, you'll take that bag of apples, that one there. No? This doesn't happen to you? Just me?
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